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Homesickness happens

I had to eat the same lame cafeteria food every day, I felt a ton of stress about courses I wasn’t doing so well in, and I was sick of being confined to a 14-by-14 room with another human being, as wonderful as my roommate was.
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Dear Di—Aug. 29, 2012

Dear Di, I’ve always thought Speedos make a man look sexy. Something about the way they outline his package and highlight strong, muscular thighs just gets me going. Problem is, my boyfriend refuses to wear...
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Some good fucking advice

WELCOME AND WELCOME back to the University of Ottawa, dear readers! Although my sexual prowess is such that I should need no introduction, for those of you who don’t know me, my name is Di Daniels and I’m the F...
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Don’t let the dorm bugs bite

Also fuzzy, but less cute, were the germs I later discovered lurking in my residence, a building whose delightfully ivy-covered exterior cleverly distracted from the dark secrets hidden within.
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Drink Up

Here are my recommendations for drinks that are sure to help you have a great night.
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What I wish I’d known

Wouldn’t it be great if you could have that wisdom beforehand, and fewer regrets after? We here at the Fulcrum put our heads together to try to give you just that.
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Dear Di

Dear Di, I am absolutely in love with my high school sweetheart. He’s going to a different university about seven hours away, so I won’t get to see him—or his penis—as often as I used to. We’re going to try ...
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Stop, drop, and roll

Despite your satisfaction with your timetable, if you walk into the classroom and encounter any of the following, run far, far away.
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Dear Di

Dear Di, I want to save my virginity until marriage, but my girlfriend insists on sex. We are trying to compromise, and because I just can’t get enough of her ears, I was wondering if ear sex would be a legi...