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/ 2012/02/15 9:37 pm

Dear Di

Dear Di, My girlfriend is a fake and bake addict. Recently we were doing it doggy style and I noticed something: She has three white spots developing on her body, one on each of her shoulder blades and one on her tailbone. They’re not raised or anything like normal moles would be, but I’m still concerned. How do I bring [...]

/ 2012/02/08 4:14 pm

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Dear Di, I am a PhD student in my sixties and am doing my best not to be perceived as a dirty old man, but I just don’t know how to behave around younger female students. I’m looking for a real relationship full of romance and eroticism, but I need some advice about what is socially acceptable in regards to approaching [...]

/ 2012/02/06 11:41 am

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Dear Di, You know how it’s really difficult for some women to orgasm? Well, I have the exact opposite problem—whenever I ride the bus, I climax. In the amount of time it takes me to get from my apartment on Lees Avenue to the Laurier Avenue bus station, I will have reached orgasm. If I’m on the bus for any [...]

/ 2012/01/25 12:41 am

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Dear Di, My boyfriend made me a cake for my birthday and he put his ejaculate in the mixture. The cake tasted amazing and it led me to start fantasizing about what it would be like to eat cake out of his ass. What are the logistics of putting dessert in someone’s rectum and eating it?                                                                                                                                                                                    —Let Me Eat [...]

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/ 2012/01/11 12:38 pm

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Dear Di,  I want nothing more than for my girlfriend to give me a blumpkin. You know, suck my dick while I take a shit. How can I ask my girlfriend to give me one?  —Blump King   Dear BK, You want a bathroom blow job and I want someone to locate my G-spot without needing a map, a compass, [...]

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/ 2011/12/07 6:14 pm

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Dear Di I want to make things more festive in the bedroom this December, but my Santa hat just isn’t enough anymore, so I came up with a new idea I’d like your opinion on. I want to use a candy cane as a dildo and masturbate in front of my boyfriend. My pussy will taste like peppermint afterward. What [...]

/ 2011/12/07 6:00 pm

Di Daniels’ holiday message

Our resident sex columnist spreads a little cheer I THINK IT’S safe to say Old Saint Nick won’t be visiting me this Christmas Eve. I’ve been naughty this year—in countless different positions, three provinces, and with more than a few partners.  Santa won’t be leaving any presents under my tree, but I do have high hopes I’ll find a rather [...]

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/ 2011/11/30 3:05 pm

Dear Di

Dear Di,  I’m a gay man who came out of the closet at eight years old, so imagine my surprise when I started a new job one month ago and promptly became sexually infatuated with one of my female co-workers. I have never been attracted to a woman, so I’m really confused and I think something might be wrong with [...]

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/ 2011/11/23 3:54 pm

Dear Di

Dear Di,  I know this isn’t technically a sex question but my roommates and I feel you’re the right person to turn to. This summer, a new guy moved into our house. We all share one shower and take turns cleaning it. Recently, the drain became clogged and we discovered the blockage was caused by some hair and something that [...]

/ 2011/11/16 4:32 pm

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Dear Di, I am boy crazy, but the guys I tend to like are white and I’m not. I’m so scared to go up to a guy who is a different race than I am. How can I figure out if a guy is attracted to non-white women before I approach him? —Looking for a White Guy Dear LWG, I [...]