Weekly Questions

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Di, I really like to have sex with my girlfriend. The issue is that I can only become aroused if I have anal stimulation at the same time (some guys might need a finger, but I need a full-sized dildo). Is this normal for heterosexual guys?  My girlfriend seems concerned, but I know she …

Reading Time: 3 minutesUsually we’re our own harshest critics, especially when it comes to our cumers.

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Di, Throughout my past relationships I’ve always been told that I should be a porn star. I’ve been wondering if maybe I should use my length and talent to make some money. What are the pros and cons of becoming a porn star?  —Possible Porn Star Dear PPS, Not many people can say …

Reading Time: 3 minutesBut as glamorous as it seems to look like you have a naked mole rat in your pants, after getting rid of the hair it rarely seems like it was a good idea to shave.
It’s even worse when you shave your puckered little hole.

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Di, I found some bumps on my penis and it turned out that I have genital warts. I’m coming to terms with this STI and I’m starting to realize it’s not the end of the world, but I’m having a problem debating on whether I should tell my partners, friends, and family about it. …

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Di, My boyfriend and I used to love having sex. We’d do it in the morning, at lunchtime, in the evening, and late at night. It was constant and we both thoroughly enjoyed it. About two months ago I acquired a second job, just around the time school started up again and am now …

Reading Time: 4 minutesDear Di, My partner and I have been seeing each other for a while and when we’re alone, everything is spectacular. The sex is great, we have so much in common, and the conversations never stop. There’s just one problem I don’t know how to address. He’s much older than I am—15 years—and I don’t …

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Di, I have a rather gruesome question for you. I heard from a friend that she knows a girl who was going down on an uncircumcised penis and she pulled the foreskin so far back that it ripped right off. Is this actually possible, and if it is, what are some tips to avoid …

Reading Time: 3 minutesDi answers your burning—but hopefully not itching—sexual questions

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Di, Someone was telling me the other day that it’s bad to have sex in the bathtub or pool. I knew that already, but what I didn’t know is apparently you can die from it. Is this true? I find it hard to believe, but if it is true… what a way to go. …

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Di, I was watching the movie Bridesmaids and it got me wondering why anyone would bleach their asshole. I also don’t really know what it is to be honest. Are we talking Clorox near a sphincter? Ouch! —Bleached Butt, What Dear BBW, Ever wonder why porn stars have assholes similar to the colour of …

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Di, My current partner and I have been sleeping together for a while now and wearing condoms has never been an issue until recently. She is starting to dislike the smell the condom leaves on my dick. We are both in the midst of sleeping with other people, so condoms are a must. I …

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Di, I think I may be asexual. I have never really had any sexual feelings towards anyone before and I also don’t feel the need to masturbate, ever. I think there’s something wrong with me. Help!  —Might not be Human Dear MNBH, The number of times people have told me there’s something wrong …

Reading Time: 2 minutesDear Di, Is there any sort of restriction on the size of the strap-on couples can use? My girlfriend and I have watched many videos online to give us ideas on how to enjoy them to the max, but some videos show extremely large strap-ons! Are they real and more importantly, are they safe? How …

Reading Time: 4 minutesDear Di, My girlfriend knew from a mutual friend that I used to have femdom sessions before we met. Now she has nothing on her mind but to join me in one. In fact, she is so serious about trying it that she’s checked a few websites and contacted some mistresses. Now she wants me …

Reading Time: 4 minutes I’d like to avoid the “You’re a WHAT?!” confrontation as much as possible, but I also don’t feel obligated to say, “Hi, I’m your date, and I’m also a hooker.”

Reading Time: 4 minutesYou know when you really, really gotta go? When you’ve held it in all day and are just dying to piss? Lately, when that’s happened to me, I’ve been picturing peeing on my partner instead of into a toilet. I know golden showers aren’t thought of as sexy by very many people, but I think urinating on another person would be really pleasurable for me.

Reading Time: 4 minutesThere’s been huge backlash in the feminist community against “nice-guy syndrome” because niceness should be a human quality, not one you employ because you think it entitles you to automatically get lucky. I suggest you look said syndrome up.

Reading Time: 4 minutesProblem is, I’m not 100 per cent positive where the clitoris is (don’t judge, it’s just hard to find that little bugger sometimes. It’s between the lips, near the top, right?), I don’t know whether girls prefer if I put my tongue inside them or if I just lick the general area, and I’m not sure what to do with my hands when my face is there.

Reading Time: 4 minutesMy goal isn’t to control her or tell her what she can or cannot do, but I’ve told her how her flirting makes me feel and I’ve said outright that I would feel much better if she didn’t flirt so much and be so physical with others (tickling them, poking them, hugging them a bunch of times) when I’m in the room. I just wish she cared enough about me to stop.

Reading Time: 4 minuteslove my body and I love exposing it to the world—I love the exposure so much, you could even say it turns me on—a lot. In light of this, I’ve become a bit of a professional streaker.

Reading Time: 4 minutesIn more common terms, it’s when someone shits in their partner’s coochie and then penetrates them, forcing the poop in and out.

Reading Time: 4 minutesYou should also be checking out my online column. I’ve answered some especially out-there questions on the interwebz, so if you can hold off from immediately clicking play on your favourite porn vid—which I have a feeling might just be 2 Girls 1 Cup—you can read a few more of my answers to the craziest of questions.

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