Dear Di,
I think I’m in love with you. I’ve never known a woman who is so passionate and open about sex. I love to be adventurous and bed—nothing is off the table with me. You seem so intelligent and sexy and I think we would click on so many levels if you would just reveal your identity to me. Can I meet you somewhere, Di? I will rock your world, I promise! I’m crazy about you!
—Marry Me, Di Daniels
Dear MMDD,
I receive my fair share of fan mail, but rarely do I get a letter as impassioned as this! How flattering—you’ve really made me blush.
Unfortunately, flattery will only get you so far. When I decided to write this column, I made a promise to myself I would never reveal my true identity to anyone but my co-workers. My anonymity is extremely important to me. Not only does it allow me to answer my readers’ questions as honestly as possible, but it also fosters a certain level of trust between my audience and myself—they don’t know who I am and I don’t know who they are. Anonymity puts us all on level playing ground, so to spea
You’re right—I am passionate and open about sex, but guess what? So are countless other women! We may be a little harder to find, but we’re out there.
If you’re having difficulty finding fellow fuck fiends, why not create an online dating profile? Make it clear you’re looking for a sexually adventurous gal who likes a challenge in the bedroom and I’m sure you’ll have some responses in no time.
I am sorry to miss out on what I’m sure would be a fantastic time in bed with you, but I hope you won’t be discouraged. Your freak in the sheets is out there somewhere.
—Love, Di
