I need more time to be a stupid-young-person before I start thinking about marriage.
Dear Di
If your boyfriend can’t let go of the habit and takes these responses as gospel, start making accounts to respond to his posts. “Yes you’re the ass hole and you should apologize by: *insert chore/sexual favours*.”
If you are looking for a life partner and are bored this early on, I’ll encourage you to stop wasting both your own time and the time of your current partner.
Di Daniels, the fulcrum’s resident sex and relationship expert advises on how/if to judge a relataionship while single.
It’s easy to get bored of the archetypal university student weekend. Everyone’s had to tap out of the golden triangle club rotation eventually, myself included. But how can you get back to enjoying the routine?
This is without a doubt a difficult situation to be in: everyone looking at you, repulsion in their eyes as they assume you’re publicly watching porn for all to hear, without a care in the world.
I ate tuna four days in a row this week, but that’s for my roommates to know, for people to read about only under the safety of a pseudonym, and for my crushes to be deliberately obstructed from discovering.
Disclose that which you have but don’t say, “Oh, god. Oh, god. It burns. It burns so bad, deep in the marrow of my bones.”
We barely broke double digits in accordance with COVID-19 guidelines and it was barely ten p.m. on New Year’s Eve when our neighbours knocked on our door complaining about the barely-there noise — have a heart, man.
The phrase, “if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all,” was first said to a political science student who had one too many controversial opinions in a crowded 8:30 a.m. Montpetit lecture hall
I will always pick the funny and sweet guy over the cool and interesting one.
If you’re playing “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke on the first date, there simply will not be a second.
Since leaving my high school, I’ve been startled by the middle-school-dance-style line in the sand between men and women.
How do I make the ick work for me?
The University of Ottawa is severely lacking a 1000-level course on the Sandy Hill housing market.
Most people’s totally put-together picture-perfect lives are just that: a picture.
Protect yourself from STIs, of course. Just make sure to do the same for heartbreak, as well.
He licked my teeth. Like, not just once. Once could have been an accident, I guess. Thinking it was a silly little misunderstanding, I laughed. Alas, it was not. This guy seemed determined in his teeth-licking pursuit.
I don’t think I would say that that’s a normal dating app experience, but it’s definitely far from the worst…
I’ve been dating a guy for a couple months and it’s been going really well… until he found my ‘hit list’. I know it’s kind of weird, but I keep a list of all the guys I’ve had sex with. Their names, dates, ranking, that kind of stuff. He found it.
Hold on to your hat, cowboy — things may get messy.
The good news is: chlamydia is highly treatable, so it’s good you caught it early. Your Oakville WAP is going to be just fine (and you’ll probably be better by Reading Week).
Di is back, and as always she’s answering students’ most pressing anonymous sex and relationship questions.
Have any questions for Di? Don’t hesitate to reach out!
What makes it even worse is that his favourite porn star looks nothing like me!
Tag a pillow princess.
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For the @GeeGeesMHKY team, the 2019-20 season was about finishing what they started. The Gees travelled to Halifax… https://t.co/nOoyhVZGc5
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