“WE’RE BASICALLY A FAMILY,” SAYS NAIA EVE WHO CAN’T REMEMBER ANYONE’S LAST NAME YET
Naia Eve, a first-year Communications student, announced on social media that she is incredibly excited that she already met her friend group for the rest of her life.
Her friend group, which is mostly made up of other 14th floor residents of 90U, recently started an Instagram group chat called “the fourteenth floor gang.” Despite being only three days old, screenshots of the group chat obtained by the Fulcrum were incomprehensible, mostly revolving around inside-jokes.
When asked how she is adapting to the University of Ottawa, Eve described the University of Ottawa dining hall food as “so convenient” and “really high quality” before talking about the Gatineau night life.
“I love Minotaure,” said Eve, “I can’t imagine going anywhere else.” After this interview Eve was spotted using a fake ID to sneak into Happy Fish.
“I was a little bit worried earlier on when Andrew kept hitting on all of us, but I really think he is going to be a great addition to the group,” remarked Eve. Andrew Ramper, a first-year Telfer student, started dating another girl after meeting her in the 90U elevator.
Eve and her friends have already put down first and last month’s rent on an eight-bedroom apartment for May in what they are calling a “quiet little area” on George Street.
“The landlord seemed so nice,” said Eve, “it’s a little mom-and-pop landlord called SmartLiving.”
Eve and her twelve friends are looking at sharing the rooms: “Can you imagine anything better than sleeping next to your best friend forever?” They recently posted on Instagram that they were looking for another roommate.
They are looking for someone to fill the eighth room after one of the original ‘fourteenth floor gang’ co-signers backed out, citing “irreconcilable differences.”
