With the year coming to a close, it’s time to announce the winners of the annual Cavalry Awards.
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Patrons of the Rideau Canal Skateway report seeing a river monster lurking below the frozen canal at night over the past week.
A majority of the University of Ottawa’s beloved student newspaper has disappeared following a friendly personality quiz.
A homemade ski hill was forcibly removed following complaints from the neighbourhood watch group, Sandy Hill Safety Collective.
Sex and relationship columist Di Daniels has recently announced that she’s not a therapist.
The Snow Negation and Organization Watchboard of Ottawa has adjusted their policy for snow removal in the city, making three feet the minimum amount before plowing can be considered.
Squat, a raccoon who was fined $150 for speeding on an electric scooter, has just been elected as the UOSU’s first safety commissioner.
The president of a local white supremacy group has stepped down from his role following the win of Democratic presidential nominee, Joe Biden.
The University of Ottawa has announced plans for a virtual campus as a new expansion pack on Sims 4.
Demon summoned by roommates on Halloween won’t go back to where it came from…
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