Do you piss all over the toilet seat? I hate you!
PISS BABY! YOU’RE A PISS BABY! Germans have a word for men who pee sitting down: Sitzpinklers. I have a word for them too: heroes. When I’m on campus... Read more.
Is Taylor Swift North America’s Princess Diana?
PRINCESS TAYLOR? I am not a sports fan, but I couldn’t help but pay attention to the Super Bowl this year because of Taylor Swift, and she wasn’t even... Read more.
Landlords shouldn’t be able to leave you high and dry if your unit burns down
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE RENTERS INSURANCE! Feb 1. — In the early hours of the morning firefighters responded to a burning row of townhouses at the... Read more.
Lack of sidewalk plowing is detrimental to Ottawa’s quality of life
THE BOTTOM OF MY PANTS ARE SOAKED! I’m a walker. It’s my favourite way of getting around town. I also don’t have a car and grew up with a car-less... Read more.
Suspension of U of O medical resident highlights rampant censorship across Canada
CENSORSHIP FROM COAST-TO-COAST-TO-COAST Recently, the University of Ottawa administration has doubled down on censorship in regards to Palestinian activism.... Read more.
King Charles is on the Loonie; We must call them ‘Chuck Bucks’
GOT A CHUCK BUCK? Nov 14. — In celebration of King Charle’s 75th birthday, the Canadian Mint presented him on a comically large loonie in Winnipeg.... Read more.
Is the University of Ottawa entering a ‘Golden Age’ of theatrical production?
BRAVO! ENCORE! I really do love theatre. However, like most students it’s not something I can really afford to see often. Last week I was able to purchase... Read more.
Senator Don Plett whines about protesters while warcrimes happen
OH BOO HOO! Nov. 9 — Donald Plett, Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada (CPC) in the Senate openly complained about how the Parliamentary... Read more.
The Great Gatsby Review: A Paper Mache Rolls-Royce and ‘The Great Daisy’
“OLD SPORT” Even though the show is about ‘The Great Gatsby’ I wanted to pay attention to ‘The Great Daisy' Sarah Cantin, Director Nov. 8... Read more.
Gee-Gees Hockey: Men earn an intense victory over the rival Ravens ahead of the Colonel-By Classic
“Basically, you want to try and keep the game as simple as possible” Nov. 3 - The Gee-Gees Men’s Hockey Team faced off against the Carleton Ravens at... Read more.
A QUEERY: “Why do you dress so flamboyantly?”
“A BIT OF COLOUR NEVER KILLED ANYONE” A QUEERY IS A COLLECTION OF ARTICLES WRITTEN BY QUEER STUDENT’S AT THE UNIVERSITY OF OTTAWA. ALL... Read more.
Not every student will live to see graduation, their friends need a place to mourn
DEDICATED TO AN OLD FRIEND In my first year, I had a friend named Jarrod. He and I ate our meals together each and every day in the dining hall. We’d... Read more.
It is up to UOSU candidates to increase the 3.8% voter turnout
HIT THE CAMPAIGN ROAD, JACK! What is a union without any actual bargaining power? Well, it seems that with each passing election, the University of Ottawa... Read more.
Panda Weekend? More like Police State Weekend
OH BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN! We want to make sure that the students are good neighbours to the other residents at Sandy Hill Superintendent François... Read more.
Bilingualism: A barrier for expanding Indigenous language courses at U of O
INDIGENOUS LANGUAGES DESERVE PRIORITIZATION We call upon post-secondary institutions to create university and college degree and diploma programs in... Read more.
Million Person March: The newest attempt to erase LGBTQIA+ people
PROTECT TRANS KIDS! "Irrespective of your faith, heritage, sexual orientation, or colour of skin, our government is firmly committed to the safety and... Read more.
Sandy Hill and the “Property Mafia”
GREEDY GREEDY LANDLORDS! I’ve lived on rented property my whole life. My childhood home was a bungalow and our landlord was named Kelly. She would let me... Read more.
Doug Ford adopts the Ron DeSantis playbook to cover up his lies
MEATBALL DOUG! It’s not up to the school boards to indoctrinate our kids.- Premier of Ontario Doug Ford That’s what Premier Ford loudly... Read more.
U of O contradicts its own policies on sexual harassment during Frosh Week
SHOULD WE BE SURPRISED? CONTENT WARNING: This content includes a description of sexual harassment. One thing I’ve never done in my nearly six years at... Read more.
SPOTLIGHT: Why you should join a political campus club
THE POLITICAL AND PARTISAN WORLD OF U OF O! A lot of people on campus are unaware of the whole political world U of O has. Due to our size and proximity to... Read more.
Mayor Mark Sutcliffe’s “War on Bikes” has a new casualty and it’s my mother
SHE’S 64 YEARS-OLD MARK! TAKE IT EASY! Lise Legault: life-long biker, the latest victim of Mark Sutcliffe’s war on bikes and my mother. She has never... Read more.
The “Anti-Woke” mob may be loud but pride is louder
DON'T LET THE ANTI-WOKE MOB GET YOU DOWN! On June 9th I attended a counter-protest to an “anti-woke protest” that was gathered outside of Notre... Read more.