A first-year student is pulling out all the stops to stay in Ottawa this summer, fearing a return home.
The Tomato
First year courses within the ECH, CMN, and ENG codes saw students engage in a variety of low-level distractions such as: posting to r/geegees, responding to inflammatory posts on X (formerly Twitter), stalking former partners on Instagram, and humble-bragging on LinkedIn.
A small team of hobby metal detectors were then called in to examine the remnants of the melt, discovering three beer cans, a pee-wee soccer award, and what appeared to be a partially intact car bumper.
The SFUO’s return is in jeopardy after UOSU and GSAED both reportedly denied their request for club funding.
Ian Debtor is putting his rent money to good use — on a 17-leg March Madness parlay.
Every year, thousands of high school students apply to colleges and universities across North America, hoping to find their perfect academic match. But sometimes, that match comes with unexpected surprises, like accidentally enrolling in an entirely different country.
The Tomato, formerly produced by the Fulcrum as a satiric column, is set to move into its own offices and launch a new website and Instagram page before the 2025-2026 school year begins.
Chemistry professor Mo Lequele is taking the idea of performing for your grade to the next level — by hosting a talent show for students to compete to get out of their midterms.
After defrauding 40 million Canadian citizens into thinking 2025 would have an early spring, Wiarton Willie has skipped town and is on the lamb, with the RCMP now trying to track down the deceptive weasel — er, groundhog.
The National Capital Commission (NCC) has installed speed cameras on the Rideau Canal to catch speeding skaters in an effort to raise revenue.
In arguably the most important election in recent memory, the UOC voted to extend voting rights to rats on November 13. In a 20-19 vote split, the motion proposed by Councillor R‘Coon, a longtime rat ally, passed, after three hours of heated debate.
The Tomato has been denied several attempts to interview the lead honesty officer at the university’s Investigation into Accountability Institute since last winter.
City of Ottawa plans to improve transportation by thinking a bit too far outside of the box.
At a press conference held on Tuesday morning, Pedro the Panda announced that he was cancelling any appearances outside of Sunday’s homecoming football game.
Calvin Bidley has been suspended by intramurals commissioner Roger Baddell for gambling on his own team’s games. Bidley alleges he bet against his team and then threw the games to make beer money.
In a surprise appearance, the U of O President, Jacques Frémont has arrived to central campus as a means to greet students for the start of a new semester. His presence, however, has prompted students to ask, “Who the hell is this?”
Engineering professor Braughken Axel sent out an email to his ENG1104 students on Aug. 31 to inform them that the first week of classes will be held in an O-Train car.
Following the success of the Ontario government’s introduction of alcohol to convenience stores in the province, Premier Doug Ford has announced they will also be able to sell cannabis starting in April.
Following a recent debate at the University of Ottawa Students’ Union’s (UOSU) Board of Directors meeting, UOSU has admitted they are “seriously considering” supporting a recent initiative by the National Capitol Commission (NCC) to drain the water in the Rideau Canal and replace it with Arizona Iced Tea.
Students at the U of O have expressed dismay after the IOC has ruled that car-flipping will not be added to the Olympic schedule.
A professor is facing intense backlash after failing to provide students with their midterms in a timely manner.
Carleton student Mark S. Lowe is calling into question the significance of the annual Panda Game. Lowe has instead chosen to spend his weekend playing the first-person shooter Valorant on his triple-monitor setup.
The city is now employing raccoon services to help prevent shutdowns with the O-Train.
The University of Ottawa was emblazoned with controversy this Friday following a failed charity barbeque which resulted in flames.
“uOttawa is not doing a decent enough job with their construction projects falling on important academic events”
