In arguably the most important election in recent memory, the UOC voted to extend voting rights to rats on November 13. In a 20-19 vote split, the motion proposed by Councillor R‘Coon, a longtime rat ally, passed, after three hours of heated debate.
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The Tomato has been denied several attempts to interview the lead honesty officer at the university’s Investigation into Accountability Institute since last winter.
City of Ottawa plans to improve transportation by thinking a bit too far outside of the box.
At a press conference held on Tuesday morning, Pedro the Panda announced that he was cancelling any appearances outside of Sunday’s homecoming football game.
Calvin Bidley has been suspended by intramurals commissioner Roger Baddell for gambling on his own team’s games. Bidley alleges he bet against his team and then threw the games to make beer money.
In a surprise appearance, the U of O President, Jacques Frémont has arrived to central campus as a means to greet students for the start of a new semester. His presence, however, has prompted students to ask, “Who the hell is this?”
Engineering professor Braughken Axel sent out an email to his ENG1104 students on Aug. 31 to inform them that the first week of classes will be held in an O-Train car.
Following the success of the Ontario government’s introduction of alcohol to convenience stores in the province, Premier Doug Ford has announced they will also be able to sell cannabis starting in April.
Following a recent debate at the University of Ottawa Students’ Union’s (UOSU) Board of Directors meeting, UOSU has admitted they are “seriously considering” supporting a recent initiative by the National Capitol Commission (NCC) to drain the water in the Rideau Canal and replace it with Arizona Iced Tea.
Students at the U of O have expressed dismay after the IOC has ruled that car-flipping will not be added to the Olympic schedule.
A professor is facing intense backlash after failing to provide students with their midterms in a timely manner.
Carleton student Mark S. Lowe is calling into question the significance of the annual Panda Game. Lowe has instead chosen to spend his weekend playing the first-person shooter Valorant on his triple-monitor setup.
The city is now employing raccoon services to help prevent shutdowns with the O-Train.
The University of Ottawa was emblazoned with controversy this Friday following a failed charity barbeque which resulted in flames.
“uOttawa is not doing a decent enough job with their construction projects falling on important academic events”
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A first-year student at the O of U is convinced that thousands are planning to depart the “city fun forgot.”
“I can’t be expected to fix my sleep schedule simply to attend lectures.” Horton said, echoing sentiments from the comments of the petition’s signatories.
Don’t throw your ballot into the canal. It is not a wishing fountain. You’ll be polluting, not manifesting.
During the Oscars this past Sunday, the entire world saw Will Smith defend his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, following a joke by Chris about her recently-shaved head, a result of her alopecia.
The portal, which is the primary means of proposing and accepting residence offers for students, claimed that it was ‘overwhelmed’ following the high demand expected from it when it opened last Monday for newly admitted students.
The Snow-Blowers, a U of O club with the goal of keeping sidewalks clean, ran into a rough patch following the failed tests of their sidewalk-clearing machine.
Do not fear, the Tomato is here with the best romantic date spots for Valentine’s Day!
“We found out that the protesters’ favourite music was a mix of butt rock and bro-country, so from there we decided to put in some phone calls to see who was desperate enough to play for the protesters,” wrote Live Nation in a press release.
Members of the Rideau Neighbourhood Rat Association feel left behind in the province’s reopening plan
