A majority of the University of Ottawa’s beloved student newspaper has disappeared following a friendly personality quiz.
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A yeti was fined $1500 for breaking Quebec’s curfew guidelines, but he claimed that “night stalking” was part of his job.
Buzzfeed has rolled out a series of quizzes that brutally insult your life’s problems and then suggest appropriate resources to fix them, all based on your movie taste.
A homemade ski hill was forcibly removed following complaints from the neighbourhood watch group, Sandy Hill Safety Collective.
For-profit organization Taking Shots has come under fire for strange requirements to get first priority for a COVID-19 vaccine.
Sex and relationship columist Di Daniels has recently announced that she’s not a therapist.
The Snow Negation and Organization Watchboard of Ottawa has adjusted their policy for snow removal in the city, making three feet the minimum amount before plowing can be considered.
A small town mayor has been receiving backlash from her community for dedicating more time towards the stock market than fighting COVID-19.
A gaggle of geese has been spotted tussling in a Vanier park in what can only be described as a “fight club.”
Squat, a raccoon who was fined $150 for speeding on an electric scooter, has just been elected as the UOSU’s first safety commissioner.
The president of a local white supremacy group has stepped down from his role following the win of Democratic presidential nominee, Joe Biden.
The University of Ottawa has announced plans for a virtual campus as a new expansion pack on Sims 4.
The University of Ottawa Students’ Union is attempting to increase the general knowledge of their existence to the U of O population. This week, the awareness campaign was taken to the popular streaming platform, Twitch, with underwhelming results.
Captain Federicks has gone missing at sea after failing to properly address several issues on the S.S. Gee-Gee.
Demon summoned by roommates on Halloween won’t go back to where it came from…
After being brave enough to remove the charger and earphones from the package the iPhone 12 comes in for environmental reasons, Apple has decided to take it a step further, announcing that the next iPhone, named the iPhone Air, will come without the phone.
The Tomato welcomes a guest editor, a certain famous fly, to share some thoughts on its television debut.
The University of Ottawa squirrel community has gathered in celebration of Squirrel Awareness Month, to reflect on another year.
Finston Currents — an entrepreneuring, fitness-lovin shark — reflects on the success of his fitness brand, Gymshark.
Commission on Presidential Debates believes that hosting a live stream over the popular 2018 party game is the best depiction of democracy.
Lots of Ottawa residents have been making the most of the scattered electric scooters. But did one raccoon take it too far?
Full of charisma, enthusiasm, and great dance moves, team mascots always keep fans on their feet. They deserve a lot of thanks — and a name.
uOShow is the University of Ottawa’s annual concert to welcome in the new class of students. But this year’s headliner is unlike any other.
To motivate students, one theatre professor has made bubonic plague-era masks mandatory for all of her classes.
To make sure the results of their Kahoots! are legit, the UOSU has hired a friendly face for additional security.
