Dear Di’s guide to food in the bedroom
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Although screwing can be relaxing, sensual, and exhilarating, sometimes our sex lives need a little spicing up. What better way to excite your partner than to introduce some more licking and eating to the bedroom? I’ve got you covered under the covers with simple food fixes and recipes to rev the engines of both you and your sex partner.
It may be conventional, but whipped cream should always be a go-to bedroom food because of its sweet flavour and versatility. For breasts, spray a little on each nipple. The cool temperature and sucking sensation when the cream is licked off both feel amazing. And of course for cocks, there is no better way to get a great blowjob than to smear some whipped cream on the shaft.
Remember those incredibly sour candies you used to get in your loot bag at birthday parties? They can be used as a different type of party favour as well. Lick whichever sour candy you choose—think sour Skittles, Warheads, or Cherry Blasters—and rub them in sexy spots around your body. Tummies, backs, and the insides of thighs and arms are ticklish hot spots that are very arousing when stimulated by a mouth. Get your partner to try to find the sour spots and then return the favour.
Another sweet choice is melted chocolate. Pop some chocolate chips in a bowl and throw it in the microwave for one minute. Stir when it’s done and continue to microwave and stir in intervals of 15 seconds until it’s completely melted. Make sure it’s not too hot first by dabbing it with a finger, then when it’s cool enough, use a wooden spatula to spread it all over the parts of your partner you want under your tongue. Chocolate sauce works too if you don’t like the heat of melted chocolate.
Incorporate temperature and a variety of different flavours into your playtime with juice ice cubes. Use an ice tray to freeze your favourite flavour of juice. Once frozen, melt the ice slightly in a paper towel until it’s wet. Use a scarf as a blindfold and make your partner guess where you’re going to drag the ice cube. Use the ice cube on the skin sparingly and don’t leave it in one place for longer than a couple seconds, since this could cause frostbite. The cold of the ice on places like nipples and bellies arouses the body, and licking these juicy spots after is both pleasant and sensual.
Of course, none of these foods should be inserted into the genitals, since it can cause infections and lead to problems later, but feel free to experiment with different foods on different areas of the skin. Be a little freaky with your fucking food and the reward will feel oh so good.
