Some good fucking advice
WELCOME AND WELCOME back to the University of Ottawa, dear readers! Although my sexual prowess is such that I should need no introduction, for those of you who... Read more.
Don’t let the dorm bugs bite
No warning, no relief, no soap in the bathroom Julia Fabian | Fulcrum Staff Illustration by Brennan Bova I SPENT MY university years breathing in the... Read more.
Drink Up
Andrew Ikeman | Fulcrum Staff 101 WEEK IS the perfect time to experience new things, and for those who are of age, why not try new drinks? Here are my... Read more.
What I wish I’d known
Provisions for your university journey THEY SAY HINDSIGHT is 20-20. Once you have lived through a certain milestone in your life, especially one as big as... Read more.
Dear Di
Dear Di, I am absolutely in love with my high school sweetheart. He’s going to a different university about seven hours away, so I won’t get to see... Read more.
Stop, drop, and roll
Five reasons to leave the lecture hall Jane Lytvynenko | Fulcrum Contributor AFTER A LONG summer wrestling with Rabaska you finally have it: the perfect... Read more.
Fight the freshman 15
Avoiding weight gain in your first year of university Maclaine Chadwick | Fulcrum Staff THE FRESHMAN 15: a dreaded phenomenon you have probably often heard... Read more.
Dear Di
Dear Di, I want to save my virginity until marriage, but my girlfriend insists on sex. We are trying to compromise, and because I just can’t get enough of... Read more.
What to think about before getting inked
LONG GONE ARE the days when tattoos were considered taboo and could only be found on the bodies of convicts and motorcyclists. Today, everyone including our... Read more.
Dear Di
Dear Di, I think I’m in love with you. I’ve never known a woman who is so passionate and open about sex. I love to be adventurous and bed—nothing is... Read more.
News lists
Top five hottest political leaders 1. Ethan Plato Our fearless president-elect is clearly more than just a pretty face, but it’s great to know a looker... Read more.
The top four challenges facing universities today
IF YOU THINK balancing a full-time course load and a part-time job is a lot to handle, try being the president of a Canadian university. Not only do you have... Read more.
Sports lists
Top five household items you can use to work out with 1. Stairs Walking or jogging up and down stairs can provide a great cardio work out, as well as... Read more.
Arts lists
Top five best used bookstores in Ottawa 1. Book Bazaar Since 1974, this family-run bookstore has provided a unique mix of gently used books at fair... Read more.
Dear Di
Dear Di, My girlfriend recently told me she wants to start experimenting with girls. I know every guy is supposed to have the “lesbian fantasy,” but the... Read more.
Features lists
Top five worst backhanded compliments 1. “You’re so brave. I would never have the guts to try such a unique hairstyle.” Cue to you buying fourteen... Read more.
Dear Di
Dear Di, Last week I was giving my boyfriend head and he completely fell asleep. I noticed he wasn’t moving or moaning, so I stopped my activities to... Read more.
What’s feminism got to do with it?
SECTION 28 OF the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms reads, “Notwithstanding anything in this Charter, the rights and freedoms referred to in it are... Read more.
Dear Di
Dear Di, I’ve recently had sex for the first time. She was very pretty, in shape, and she smelled good. We were going at it for about 30 minutes when she... Read more.
Dear Di
Dear Di, My dick is too big. I know this seems like a crazy problem to have, but it’s actually so big that it scares women away. Some girls I’ve slept... Read more.
Dear Di
Dear Di, My boyfriend has lost all interest in sex. We’ve been together for 10 months, so we’re out of the honeymoon phase, but I have reason to believe... Read more.
A whole new world
IMAGINE BEING TOLD you must pack up your belongings and move to another country. You may not speak the language, know the customs, or have a single friend or... Read more.
One-night stand
A STUDY PRESENTED at the American Psychological Association Symposium in 2000 stated that 87 per cent of college students report having “hooked up.” The... Read more.
Meet Mistress Shira
THE MAJORITY OF Mistress Shira’s family and friends do not know what she does for a living, but she doesn’t think they’d be surprised if they found... Read more.
Dear Di
Dear Di, My girlfriend is a fake and bake addict. Recently we were doing it doggy style and I noticed something: She has three white spots developing on her... Read more.