Reading Time: 2 minutes“Run! Hide! Burn the evidence!”
The Tomato
Reading Time: 2 minutesWhile students may be struggling to adapt to not being chronically busy, there is still time to readjust and enjoy the summer—at least until the whole cycle starts up again in September.
Reading Time: 2 minutesOn March 28, 2018, the Tomato sat down with Dave Robertson, author of Nobel Prize-winning e-book, “Assessment and management of a changing climate: successful adaptation to global warming,” and professor of environmental science at the University of Ottawa to discuss ways that students can help global warming.
Reading Time: 2 minutes“We’ve been named the seventh-happiest country in the world, and we couldn’t be happier,” said Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Reading Time: 2 minutes“I think this is an amazing use for our pointless diplomas, instead of just letting them sit in our houses collecting dust.”
Reading Time: 2 minutesFrom carrier pigeons to silent movies, Ford’s campaign has surely made use of the technology representative of the times he’s living in.
Reading Time: 2 minutesEligible Canadians can apply for the munchies tax credit during tax season. So if it’s not too much work, try and remember to keep your cravings under the influence, or at least hold onto receipts.
Reading Time: 2 minutesHowever you decide to stay healthy next flu season, don’t forget that there are other plenty of fun and outlandish options beyond your ordinary flu shot.
Reading Time: 2 minutesSome students have found the proposed construction plans a refreshing and welcome change, noting that they will allow for more time spent moving, and less time sitting.
Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s safe to say that Air Canada is going the extra mile in making Olympians’ dreams come true.
Reading Time: 2 minutesHowever the Trump administration plans to meet its goal to work with as many evil regimes as possible, let’s just hope that they never get to Gotham City. Who knows how the Joker would react to seeing another clown in charge.
Reading Time: 2 minutesWhatever the reason for not voting it seems that students are saying loud and clear, “S-F U-O.”
Reading Time: 2 minutesAfter recent proposals to get rid of the nickel, much like the penny in 2013, the Tomato decided to sit down with a nickel to learn a bit more about them, and understand their views on how Canada’s monetary system should change.
Reading Time: 2 minutesInstalling the update will also give Apple custody of the users’ first-born child, which is a step up from the litre of blood that was in the first draft of the new security protocol.
Reading Time: 3 minutesInspired by Denmark’s hygge and Scotland’s cosagach, the Canadian government is now looking to cash in on the coziness trend with their own uniquely Canadian way of getting snuggly, dubbed CANCozy.
Reading Time: 3 minutesOprah’s announcement has also raised a social media frenzy, with students across the U of O campus tweeting their excitement with the hashtag #OprahSFUO2018.
Reading Time: 2 minutes“Investing in Bitcoin is a perfect fit for the U of O and our stated principles,” said Frémont. “What could defy the conventional more than investing in the same thing as everyone else?”
Reading Time: 2 minutesWhile Canadians may be up in arms online around Tim Hortons’ response to the minimum wage hike, their response in person has been less than caffeinated.
Reading Time: 2 minutesOn Sunday, Dec. 3, MTV aired the holiday special of their hit reality show Keeping Up with the Boardashians, following the antics of the Student Federation of the University of Ottawa (SFUO).
Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s now up to readers to decide if this valuable extension is worth possibly being out of the loop on the latest shitty news of the day.
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe rest of the group members were so concerned upon hearing this that they thought he had been running from someone or was in danger. A search party involving Ottawa Police was launched, and Zee was eventually found in a park near campus.
Reading Time: 2 minutesFaculty and administration at the U of O have had mixed views on the student’s efforts. While the snow chains started as an attempt to save on maintenance costs throughout the winter, the administration is now trying to put a positive spin on this cost-saving measure.
Reading Time: 2 minutesIn a confessional during the latest Boardashians episode, Trump said, “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m so popular!”
Reading Time: 2 minutesThis phenomenon is spreading beyond just backpacks and has moved to other areas of students’ lives. This includes the inside of their clothes, and some pins have even been found in their beds between the sheets.
Reading Time: 2 minutesIt appears that students are already buzzing with excitement following the implementation of fossil fuels around the U of O. Travanna Sawde, a fifth-year student at the Telfer School of Management told the Tomato, “With all these lights on, I’m finally able to find more study spaces around campus!”
