Reading Time: 2 minutesBy nightfall, the crew was seemingly trapped in the university square. Surviving members utilized paper copies of their syllabus, left in their bags since the start of the term, as kindling until the conditions improved.
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Reading Time: 2 minutesThe Fulcrum found Joel Loughin, 3rd year Environmental Sciences major, half asleep on the fifth floor of FSS. When the Fulcrum asked how he was adapting midterm season, he muttered to himself that he just needed to “lock in.”
Reading Time: 2 minutesHer friend group, which is mostly made up of other 14th floor residents of 90u, recently started an Instagram group chat called “the fourteenth floor gang.”
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe new program features several actors simulating scenarios such as professors losing a student’s exam and a student hosting a live-stream at the back of the lecture hall.
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe Tomato, formerly produced by the Fulcrum as a satiric column, is set to move into its own offices and launch a new website and Instagram page before the 2025-2026 school year begins.
Reading Time: 2 minutesChemistry professor Mo Lequele is taking the idea of performing for your grade to the next level — by hosting a talent show for students to compete to get out of their midterms.
Reading Time: 2 minutesAfter defrauding 40 million Canadian citizens into thinking 2025 would have an early spring, Wiarton Willie has skipped town and is on the lamb, with the RCMP now trying to track down the deceptive weasel — er, groundhog.
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe National Capital Commission (NCC) has installed speed cameras on the Rideau Canal to catch speeding skaters in an effort to raise revenue.
Reading Time: 2 minutesCalvin Bidley has been suspended by intramurals commissioner Roger Baddell for gambling on his own team’s games. Bidley alleges he bet against his team and then threw the games to make beer money.
Reading Time: 2 minutesEngineering professor Braughken Axel sent out an email to his ENG1104 students on Aug. 31 to inform them that the first week of classes will be held in an O-Train car.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFollowing the success of the Ontario government’s introduction of alcohol to convenience stores in the province, Premier Doug Ford has announced they will also be able to sell cannabis starting in April.
Reading Time: 2 minutesA professor is facing intense backlash after failing to provide students with their midterms in a timely manner.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteCarleton student Mark S. Lowe is calling into question the significance of the annual Panda Game. Lowe has instead chosen to spend his weekend playing the first-person shooter Valorant on his triple-monitor setup.
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe University of Ottawa was emblazoned with controversy this Friday following a failed charity barbeque which resulted in flames.
Reading Time: < 1 minute“uOttawa is not doing a decent enough job with their construction projects falling on important academic events”
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA first-year student at the O of U is convinced that thousands are planning to depart the “city fun forgot.”
Reading Time: < 1 minute“I can’t be expected to fix my sleep schedule simply to attend lectures.” Horton said, echoing sentiments from the comments of the petition’s signatories.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA campus group is apologizing for what they call an “oversight on the importance of hydration” after hosting a dry homecoming party.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDo not fear, the Tomato is here with the best romantic date spots for Valentine’s Day!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMembers of the Rideau Neighbourhood Rat Association feel left behind in the province’s reopening plan
Reading Time: 2 minutesWe must stop this train of privacy breaches before they ever leave the station. Photo: Hailey Otten
Reading Time: 3 minutesWith the year coming to a close, it’s time to announce the winners of the annual Cavalry Awards.
Reading Time: < 1 minutePatrons of the Rideau Canal Skateway report seeing a river monster lurking below the frozen canal at night over the past week.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA majority of the University of Ottawa’s beloved student newspaper has disappeared following a friendly personality quiz.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA homemade ski hill was forcibly removed following complaints from the neighbourhood watch group, Sandy Hill Safety Collective.
