Go forth, dear students, and turn your fantasies into realities. If you run into trouble along the way, ask yourself what I would do. Then get on your computer and email me at [email protected] and I’ll tell you explicitly what I would do
Dear Ty
I’d like to avoid the “You’re a WHAT?!” confrontation as much as possible, but I also don’t feel obligated to say, “Hi, I’m your date, and I’m also a hooker.”
You know when you really, really gotta go? When you’ve held it in all day and are just dying to piss? Lately, when that’s happened to me, I’ve been picturing peeing on my partner instead of into a toilet. I know golden showers aren’t thought of as sexy by very many people, but I think urinating on another person would be really pleasurable for me.
There’s been huge backlash in the feminist community against “nice-guy syndrome” because niceness should be a human quality, not one you employ because you think it entitles you to automatically get lucky. I suggest you look said syndrome up.
Problem is, I’m not 100 per cent positive where the clitoris is (don’t judge, it’s just hard to find that little bugger sometimes. It’s between the lips, near the top, right?), I don’t know whether girls prefer if I put my tongue inside them or if I just lick the general area, and I’m not sure what to do with my hands when my face is there.
My goal isn’t to control her or tell her what she can or cannot do, but I’ve told her how her flirting makes me feel and I’ve said outright that I would feel much better if she didn’t flirt so much and be so physical with others (tickling them, poking them, hugging them a bunch of times) when I’m in the room. I just wish she cared enough about me to stop.
While I’m sure you’re also attracted to your professor—he’s in a position of authority and you find him physically appealing—from your question it appears that more than anything, you’re attracted to the way he talks.
love my body and I love exposing it to the world—I love the exposure so much, you could even say it turns me on—a lot. In light of this, I’ve become a bit of a professional streaker.
In more common terms, it’s when someone shits in their partner’s coochie and then penetrates them, forcing the poop in and out.
You should also be checking out my online column. I’ve answered some especially out-there questions on the interwebz, so if you can hold off from immediately clicking play on your favourite porn vid—which I have a feeling might just be 2 Girls 1 Cup—you can read a few more of my answers to the craziest of questions.
Just because your gentleman friend ended up in a gentlemen’s club doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with you.
That slick feeling on my thighs, my vaj, and my tummy is something…
If you’re not suffering from those issues, there is definitely no reason to pop any of the pills your pals are pushing.
Your dick is not the size of a baby’s head, so it’s not too big to fit inside a vag. I’ll give it to you though, giving birth is not necessarily a comfortable experience; so yes, your girth might be causing some gargantuan issues in the sack.
How can we students even know if you’re that good at sex? I challenge you to have sex with me, then I’ll write a letter to the editor to tell everyone if you’re really all you’re cracked up to be.
This technique lets me orgasm without ejaculating, saving my juices for my girlfriend. But I want to know, is it safe? Sometimes I do it pretty frequently, and I just want to make sure it’s okay.
Today I write to you to be an active part in helping the transgender people of our campus feel a little more comfortable and a little more accepted.
I always successfully have an orgasm when I use a vibrator, but when I have sex, I just can’t get the same satisfaction. Is this normal?
I’ve been asked how to go about taking flattering nude photos, how to email them safely, and how to ensure there will be no regrets after hitting the send button.
Dear Di, When we’re having sex, I can’t seem to orgasm unless I imagine a guy watching the two of us. Kinda awkward for a lesbian, eh?
You can try to focus the blame on him in order to maintain the friendship, but we all know it takes two to do the horizontal tango, so don’t expect to be let off scot free.
I find that when I have sex, the twisting and contorting and bending and thrusting creates a bunch of gas. I know—from awkward experience—that the ladies in general do not enjoy farts.
There’s no need to compromise spelling or capital letters if it makes you uncomfortable or feels unnatural!
How can I convince my boyfriend to snowball with me? I really think the idea of passing his cum from my mouth to his and back is super sexy, but I’m afraid to approach him because he might think I’m weird and gross.
