Reading Time: < 1 minuteA seasoned Ottawa groundhog unexpectedly predicted a reasonable spring by chasing a snail.
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Reading Time: < 1 minuteBlueberry the goose and Squat the raccoon are contesting for the newly created position of nature and sustainability commissioner. Who will win?
Reading Time: 1 minuteThe university has tested the use of holographic teaching assistants to prep for new learning methods in the fall.
Reading Time: < 1 minutePatrons of the Rideau Canal Skateway report seeing a river monster lurking below the frozen canal at night over the past week.
Reading Time: 2 minutesMove over Bumble and Plenty of Fish — Facebook Dating is the big catch in town (and they brought condoms).
Reading Time: 2 minutesA newlywed couple had technical difficulties when it came to finding a way to involve their family and friends in their wedding — until Yubo came to the rescue.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA majority of the University of Ottawa’s beloved student newspaper has disappeared following a friendly personality quiz.
Reading Time: 2 minutesA yeti was fined $1500 for breaking Quebec’s curfew guidelines, but he claimed that “night stalking” was part of his job.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBuzzfeed has rolled out a series of quizzes that brutally insult your life’s problems and then suggest appropriate resources to fix them, all based on your movie taste.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA homemade ski hill was forcibly removed following complaints from the neighbourhood watch group, Sandy Hill Safety Collective.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFor-profit organization Taking Shots has come under fire for strange requirements to get first priority for a COVID-19 vaccine.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSex and relationship columist Di Daniels has recently announced that she’s not a therapist.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe Snow Negation and Organization Watchboard of Ottawa has adjusted their policy for snow removal in the city, making three feet the minimum amount before plowing can be considered.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA small town mayor has been receiving backlash from her community for dedicating more time towards the stock market than fighting COVID-19.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA gaggle of geese has been spotted tussling in a Vanier park in what can only be described as a “fight club.”
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSquat, a raccoon who was fined $150 for speeding on an electric scooter, has just been elected as the UOSU’s first safety commissioner.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe president of a local white supremacy group has stepped down from his role following the win of Democratic presidential nominee, Joe Biden.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe University of Ottawa has announced plans for a virtual campus as a new expansion pack on Sims 4.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe University of Ottawa Students’ Union is attempting to increase the general knowledge of their existence to the U of O population. This week, the awareness campaign was taken to the popular streaming platform, Twitch, with underwhelming results.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteCaptain Federicks has gone missing at sea after failing to properly address several issues on the S.S. Gee-Gee.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDemon summoned by roommates on Halloween won’t go back to where it came from…
Reading Time: 2 minutesAfter being brave enough to remove the charger and earphones from the package the iPhone 12 comes in for environmental reasons, Apple has decided to take it a step further, announcing that the next iPhone, named the iPhone Air, will come without the phone.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe Tomato welcomes a guest editor, a certain famous fly, to share some thoughts on its television debut.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe University of Ottawa squirrel community has gathered in celebration of Squirrel Awareness Month, to reflect on another year.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFinston Currents — an entrepreneuring, fitness-lovin shark — reflects on the success of his fitness brand, Gymshark.
